Have you heard this one?

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere; your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

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Very funny !!
I also love the Mr. Spock avatar.
Live Long & Prosper!!!


lol
that was a good one
very funny
Hilarious!!!!!!!!
I´ll tell you another one:
Batman, an honest lawyer and a drunkard are walking in the street. All of sudden, the three of them see 10 000 bucks laying on the ground.Which of them gets the money?

Answer: the drunkard, the other two are fiction characters!
Actually new and a classic!!

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