Need to post some signs at work?

Need to post some signs at work?
I need to post a couple of different signs at work and need help with the verbage. Nice but firm.

1. Turn cell phones off
2.We do background checks
3.We do Drug screens
4.To leave children at home

Answers:
Please leave your cell phones and children [in the car] (haha - just kidding) at home!

You will be drug screened and have a background check completed.

1. Turn off your damned cellphone. Please.

2. Don't lie, because we're going to find out anyway. Please.

3. Hey pothead, better go buy some of that pee cleanser. Please.

4. Leave your brats at home. Please.
it looks to be like what you post is fine. Tells them what, when, where
I don't think you can improve on what you have

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