Can I get away with murder?

I've heard that it's legal to shoot a Welsh person in Chester with a bow and arrow after midnight. My workmate is a taffy and I f*cking hate him. If I shoot him in Chester could I beat the rap?

Answer:
You also have to be naked and standing on one leg at the time. Hope you are a good shot!!
I personally found it very difficult to shoot standing on one leg. plus, the wind did whip around my bits and pieces too.
Maybe wait til the weather gets better.


Whatever the outcome, I think you are definitely the person to test it!
You can actually get away with it if you do it lol its the actual law hehe.
MMM your photo is nice. Just letting you know.


Have a nice day. (",)x
I doubt it me duck.

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You left out the part about you have to be naked and blindfolded.
I wouldn't try it.
Ha ha give it a try mate and thanks for cheering me up,have a star
yes, if your name is OJSimpson
TO THINK SO LITTLE OF ENDING A LIFE.
This post has got to be joke. Please tell me you're not REALLY copping to the murder BEFORE you do it. That would traditionally be considered DUMB. Then again, criminals are usually pretty dumb...
You try it and let us know if you get away with it. If you do the rest of the country will follow suit
Yeah, I considered a similar thing with a Scottish boss of mine in York - though in that case it has to be a cross bow... however, I thought the Welsh one was in Hereford, so you might wanna double check.
Yeah go on, you'd be doing the public a service! You'll be given a medal, not arrested!
Sure...go ahead..as long as it's in 'Chester' and the victim is really Welsh. A lot of people say they're Welsh, but they're really Klingons...though some, the shorter ones, are Ferengi. A real Welshman has a small 'W' tattooed on his @ss, so you'd best check that first. You may have some problems getting your workmate to drop his linen, but I'm sure you can figure out a way to deal with that..Good luck and good hunting!
Aside from the legal issues--and you can beat practically any rap if you can afford a good enough defense team, nobody ever really gets away with anything.

Even if you beat the rap, you'd probably have to deal with a great deal of Social Disapproval.

Even National Fronters and US Neocons have vestigal consciences and yours would bother you a lot.

And, there is a strong possibility that there really is a God whom you will have to face someday. It's widely believed that killing someone for being annoying is high on his list of No-nos. Which is manifestly unfair, but God doesn't have to worry about that.
It depends.....if you are a muslim probably and if you are then able to keep a low profile for about 10 years you may even be considered for a knighthood!!!Just look at that coward 'Salman Rushdie' That loser WE have all paid to keep alive!! What was the f*cking point of that.....And until 'OUR TONE' came to power you had to be BRITISH to get a knighthood!!
Read the fine print.---You have to shoot him in the left testicle at a distance of 50 yards on a cloudy night, and he must be armed with a shotgun at the time of the shooting.
All U need to do is leave REAL evidence,do NUT give UNREAL DNA and DONT hide your identity.TAKE THE ADVICE FROM SOMEONE WHO DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL NOT (NUT = NOT) .

The morele of this answer is ; NO! YOU CANT BEET THE