my brother in law is an asshole. what to do??

my bro. inlaw is also a jerk! What can you do since you have to deal with him since he's part of the family! Doesn't that suck? Best advice: just ignore him. That's what i do. I just pretend like he doesn't even exist!
give her a hard **** on the hole
slap him hard...haha=)
Join the club
Stay away from him.

pee on him while he's sleeping!
tell him
I think you should address him, have a fight with him letting all the skeletons out of the closet and you will feel alot better when you see him the next time.

You can stay away from him as much as possible too.
Ahhh just another reason to avoid marriage lol

Oddly enough *ssholes usally know they are *ssholes deep down.
Ok, I am very experienced in @asshole brother in laws, I have had mine since I was 7 years old, he came into our family in 1974. And I am going to tell you the same thing I tell my brother in law all the time. Tell your brother in law, he is a friggin @sshole, if he pisses you off, tell him, don't hold your tongue to some PeckerHead, he aint worth the stress. Whats the worst that can happen, he won't show up around you anymore?...WHOOPEEEE!! I wish I had such luck.
ask him if he is proud of his behavior. if he cant treat others with respect then others sholud have no respect for him. I'd tell him there are other ways to get your *** kicked, you could just ask.
Fake like he isn't there. Just keep walking...
kill him na jokes play with his head be tha domniant one
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it.

A man answered saying, "Hello?"

I politely said, "Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"

Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number, and called her. (I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number).After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down, with the word 'asshole' next to it,and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him. He'd answer and I'd yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole."

So, one day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some boy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot.

The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later,right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.

I dialed and someone said, "Hello?"

I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes it is."

"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea: I called Asshole #1.


"You're an asshole!" (but I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah," I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed

"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house with my black Beemer our front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole."

Then I called asshole # 2: "Hello?" he said.

"Hello Asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ***," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then, I hung up, and immediately called the police saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then, I called Channel 13 news about the gang war going down on West 34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of 6 squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.

Now, I feel better. :)
make it public - and eventually give his contact to males willing to use that hole ... in internet he can find many if you spread his email address !! hahahaha
your wife couldn't choose her brother.. so you'll have to bear with it.

just don't bother him.. that's it
ya well join my club.... ignore him
so is mine. He owes me 5K.

cover him in preparation h maybe he will shrink up and disappear
My BIL comes around every 6 months. We will see him a lot for 6 months and then he never shows up again.

I jsut ignore him now. I say hello and am nice but I do nto go out of my way to see him or talk to him.

When he says he will come ove to play with my son his nephew and never shows is when I get involved. When you mess with my son you mess with me.

My husband gets really sad whe nmy brother does not show when he says he is going to. I tey to help my husband but this has been happeningfor years it will never stop.

my brother in law and I used to be very close. Now not so much I will let you know in 6 months how everything is going.

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