Can i sue Redbull?

i saw one of their commercials that said, "no redbull, no wings". so i drinked a redbull and jumped off my balcony, but for some unknown reason i didnt get wings and the commercial said it gives wings. i shattered my knee and craced ankle i got 3 brocken fingers and a bunch of thorns stuck in me and ive been in the hospital for a week now, my concussion is better

Answer:
You'd need a good lawyer


How about instead of suing, you go back to grammar school for a while.
You "drinked" a Redbull, did you?
You need to drink two, two is the magic number. But THC counteracts the wings, didn't you see the disclaimer?
Maybe they meant it will kill you eventually and give you angel wings.
You have to drink the redbull while standing on your head. You didn't read the fine print did you?
I farted
ITS A LIE FREAKIN RETARD!
Redbull must be eaten not drank. And it's the bull who gets the wings, not you but that would be useless if you ate it.

Check the real color coz red comes in many shades.

I think though that after you have hit the ground after jumping off from your balcony, there were wings but you just missed it. I guarantee you that coz I've seen those wings; but my stomach still hurts coz of the bull's horns though.

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