Rumors about Flavio?
Has anyone heard these rumors about Flavio?
1. He has run away to join the circus. He is reported to have been hired to clean up after the elephants. I kind of doubt this but he did say once that he had a thing for the bearded lady.
2. He has taken a job as a harem guard for Shiek Cacamamie. He is currently guarding 50 of the shiek's beautiful nubial women. When I contacted the Shiek's people they said that the guard that they hired disappeared into the harem about a week ago and they can't seem to find him. SO they couldn't tell me if it was Flavio or not.
3.Some think that FLavio's wife is actually an assasin that has been hidding out since she single handedly took out an entire band of male superemist mercanaries in South America. The government wanted to reactivate her so they ordered her to take Flavio out . A body of a man was found, beaten to death with a computer and the word WEMEN was carved into his forehead by a steletto heel.
Any one heard any other rumors?
Answers:
He is moving to New York to see if he can get the female police academy cadets there to succumb to his sexual entreaties. He will be dancing for them all sweaty, and in an animal print g-string. The test is to see if they can watch him perform for 5 minutes without squirming in their chairs. Good luck ladies!
Goddess speed, Flavio!
What or who is "Flavio"?
sounds about right,
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