My hemster Fluffin went to summer camp and not saying goodbye?
It's not like him to just go and not leave note or saying goodbye. My mama say that he left early in morning to catch the train but I afraid she is liar... Why would he take all him toys and clothes too and cage? All gone.. I think my cat Shmitty know someting but he no say noting too.
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This is why you should always get cell phones for your entire family and have Fluffin on speed dial. You need to extract some details. I'm sure they have a phone at the purported summer camp Fluffin has allegedly gone to. Has Shmitty been putting on a little weight lately?
EDIT: Great News!! Fluffin has been found. I posted a question to tell you this but it got deleted. Be vewy vewy caweful -- I think they're on to you -- use the word Fluffin and you get autodeleted. A least I did. Discriminatory Fluffin deletion is even worse that autodeletion. Anyway, here is actual video of Fluffin enjoying herself (you got the sex wrong, your hemster turned out to be a she). Fluffin is not coming back, sorry, but can't say I blame her.
Click here for actual footage of Fluffin (she changed her name too -- what DID you do that the poor thing?)
http://glumbert.com/wii/view.php?name=pe...
I caught a train once, with my face...
your cat's name is Schmuck, you are confused, and your hemster is busy sewing a straight jacket for you, Tyler will administer speed balls till you pass out...
How old are you? Just wondering because they usually don't teach hamster customs til you are 12-13.
Sometimes hamster's go to summer camp and just forget to say goodbye, it isn't mainstream hamster custom to say goodbye for camp. (not sure why, but it is) I'm also pretty sure that you need to bring your own toys/cages/etc at summer camp. Ask your cat what he knows or just write Fluffin a letter to see how hes doing.
Good luck there Spoogie.
You don't have a very contientious hemster, darlink. If he could see the big picture, he would understand that despite it not being a hemster tradition to say good-bye (with so many family members the poor hemster would miss the train for sure!) it *is* a human tradition and he should respect it and you. Also, how does he know that this wasn't his last chance to say good-bye?
I hope this is a good summer camp that will teach him to be a little more compassionate.
Sadly, your hemster Fluffin didn't go to summer camp. Your mama was lying to you to protect your feelings. The truth involves your cat Shmitty, and something that he did.
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but, Shmitty ate your hamster's food, and Fluffin went to the store to buy more. On the way to the store, your mama accidentally ate him.
I recommend you read the book ''Gravity's guide to the hamster's interaction and influence in the Western Cuisine''. I guess you get what I'm saying?
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