Implanting electrodes in a brain-dead man has allowed him to speak.?

So..do you think this new technology could help George Bush?

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Only if the voltage is high enough.





lol.

all the alcohol would make him burst into flames..hmmmmmmm
The man was not brain dead. Brain dead people can't talk.
Soon as they've finished their experiments on John Kerry, I'll try to get back with you.

Edit: --Just got this bulletin from Associated Press:--- Kerry failed all tests;-- but they're proud to announce that they have successfully removed the size 13 shoe from his mouth , and they're proceeding to hook up Hilary instead.
So, I'll tell a joke.

There is a new service that I heard about which can perform brain transplants. Interestingly, the price of brains vairies by the political affiliation of the brain donor.

Liberal brains cost $10,000 per ounce.
Conservative brains cost $12,000 per ounce.
Libertarian brains cost $9,000 per ounce.
Neoconservative brains cost $45,000 per ounce.

When the head of the company was asked why neoconservative brains cost so much he replied:

"Do you have any idea how many neoconservatives we need to get an ounce of brain!"

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